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Overhead Golf
jim jr m can’t be choosers?
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have a lighter, so he asked his friend Jim Jr M if he had one.
“Yep,” he replied and pulled out a 12- inch Bic lighter from his golf bag.
“Wow!” said his friend, “Where did you get that monster?”
“I got it from the genie in my golf bag.”
“You have a genie? Could I see him?”
Jim Jr M opened his golf bag and out pops a genie.
The friend asks the genie, “Since i’m a friend of your master, will you grant me one wish?”
“Yes I will,” replies the genie. The friend asks the genie for a million bucks and the genie pops back into the golf bag and leaves him standing there, waiting for his milliion bucks.
Suddenly, the sky darkens and the sound of a million ducks flying overhead is heard.
The friend says to Jim Jr M, “I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!”
Jim Jr M answers, “I forgot to say; he’s a bit deaf. Do you really think I asked for a 12- inch Bic?”
LMSIAO OOHH thats cruel so very very cruel.
Overhead Golf Shot…. by Phil Michelson…